TL;DR
I don’t like being tracked. So I don’t track you. This website doesn’t use Google Analytics, Meta pixels, creepy cookies, or other surveillance nonsense. It’s just a fun little corner of the internet.
What I Collect
Nothing. Zip. Zilch. I don’t log personal data, I don’t run analytics, and I don’t have a database tied to this site. If you email me, I’ll see your email (obviously), but that’s about it.
Infrastructure
This site is behind Cloudflare, which might collect basic logs for security and performance purposes — I don’t look at them, and I wouldn’t know what to do with them if I did.
Advertising & Sales
No ads. No affiliate links. No weird popups asking for your soul. This isn’t a funnel. It’s a weird, personal site with no commercial goals.
Changes
If I ever change this policy (unlikely), I’ll update this page and probably feel weird about it. But I’ll be transparent. Always.
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